Is this how desperate for new topics we are? Having to listen to someone drone on about what they ate

Once upon a time I would of suggested giving a tramp the pittas but they'll only sell it to fund their drug habit.
Why don't you treat yourself and have a long soak in the bath

You can even take the toaster in with you

Just to let you know Ian I'm having Lamb's
testicles meatballs in a Heston inspired tomato sauce on a bed of Grilled Aubergine covered in a mist of artisan breadcrumbs married with Parmesan. It's sort of an inverted Balls on Toast... Pm me for the recipe...If you are going to be a bit 'Beefy' at least do it with style
