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« Reply #45 on: 26 July 2010, 09:05:41 PM » |
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Correcting someones spelling mistake in a quote, especially so obviously is a bit 'Not done' Ali... sort of suppressed aggression sort of thing....
Is it? want me to change it back? Mind you I am very angry and upset ATM, sorry Vamps.
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« Reply #46 on: 26 July 2010, 09:12:05 PM » |
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I seen a Rolls Royce in Sainsburys the other day. It was an old burd driving and I was going to turn on my charms but she was leaving! Christ them things are big  Wonder how much space there is in the back seats 
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« Reply #47 on: 26 July 2010, 09:43:10 PM » |
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I seen a Rolls Royce in Sainsburys the other day. It was an old burd driving and I was going to turn on my charms but she was leaving! Christ them things are big Wonder how much space there is in the back seats  Bit like the power/BHP......'Adaquate'. Its considered pleb to mention actual figures, don't yer know 
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« Reply #48 on: 26 July 2010, 10:04:28 PM » |
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To be honest the first thing I thought was "What does her husband do for a living?" 
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« Reply #49 on: 27 July 2010, 08:12:34 AM » |
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"Christ them things are big"...
Us men of the world call them things 'norks'.
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« Reply #50 on: 29 July 2010, 11:09:37 AM » |
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Is it? want me to change it back? Mind you I am very angry and upset ATM, sorry Vamps.
Don't worry, I'm not in the least bit upset that I spelt Lidel wrong! Now if I'd spelt Waitrose wrong, then that would be upsetting......  and what you upset about? Cashpoint playing up??
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« Reply #51 on: 29 July 2010, 02:27:52 PM » |
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very droll..... 
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« Reply #52 on: 29 July 2010, 02:41:11 PM » |
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Me and Doggit not been at it - my farts are very audible, thus proving I'm a virgin!
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« Reply #53 on: 29 July 2010, 03:26:16 PM » |
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Me and Doggit not been at it - my farts are very audible, thus proving I'm a virgin!
My best friend years from years ago is gay and he used to shout "virgin" if I farted loudly. It took me ages to work out what he mean't
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« Reply #54 on: 29 July 2010, 03:36:43 PM » |
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I seen a Rolls Royce in Sainsburys the other day. It was an old burd driving and I was going to turn on my charms but she was leaving! Christ them things are big  Wonder how much space there is in the back seats  Wot would they be then? 
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« Reply #55 on: 29 July 2010, 03:51:20 PM » |
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Wot would they be then?  Sumptuously upholstered appears to be one 
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« Reply #56 on: 29 July 2010, 04:02:45 PM » |
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« Reply #57 on: 29 July 2010, 04:03:07 PM » |
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My best friend years from years ago is gay and he used to shout "virgin" if I farted loudly. It took me ages to work out what he mean't
You could have asked him. Well I never knew that farting could be reduced by being 'Rogered'. Think I'll stick with me coriander after dinner buscuits... a few crumbs, but, on balance, far less mess 
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« Reply #58 on: 29 July 2010, 04:05:26 PM » |
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My best friend years from years ago is gay and he used to shout "virgin" if I farted loudly. It took me ages to work out what he mean't
I can imagine you skipping down the street with him 
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« Reply #59 on: 29 July 2010, 04:05:36 PM » |
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Available in a variety of colours?!  Definitely pink or a blushing red?
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